fat joke

at a blood donation campaign................

pakcik attendan sangka funny asked:- berapa berat badan?
girl dgn jujur & straight forward nyeh jawab:- 4*kg
pakcik attendan sangka funny dgn muka disbelief cakap:-yeke x nampak 4*kg pon...mcm 50 lebey je!!
girl dgn annoyed nyeh jawab:- yela saya baru timbang hari minggu baru nih...
annoyed girl thinks :- do i look fat?
pakcik attendan sangka funny dgn muka sangattt disbelief cakap lagi dgn annoying nyehh:-yeke..saya dh lama keje kt sini..saya tau laa..pegi timbang balik tgk...
girl dgn rasa insulted ngn pakcik cakap:- ye le meh tgk saya pegi timbang....

goes to weighing scale....

weighing scale reads-->4*kg

girl said:- kn saya dh cakapppppp!!!x nak caya lagi...
pakcik attendan sgka funny jokingly said:- oo bagos yehh...nampak besar tp sbnr nyeh ringan..ringan pahala ehhh..bagos la dari berat dosa...
girl dah irritated giler malas nk jawab thinks :- wateva la pakcik..sangka funny la tuhhhh~~

silence

pakcik sangka funny :- tahun brp nihh?
girl jawab dgn annoyed nyeh :- tahun akhir~~
pakcik sangka funny :- apsal x penah npk kt hospital
girl yg dh annoyed tuh pikir :- damn u pakcik u r messing with the wrong person at the wrong time *yeah she was tired & cranky*
so the annoyed girl jawab :- pakcik saya baru blk hospital pakcik...tau x skg pukul brp pakcik?? lepas nih saya kena pg blk tau..ishhh~~
annoyed girls thinks again :- plz laaa..aku yg terpacak kt hospital from 750am to 6pm and than pegi blk at 8pm-10pm cakap x pg hospitallll unlike some people i know...plz laaa..i wish i dont have to go to the freaking hospital like some people i know & study a bit for the finals...but somehow i always jadik mangsa keadaan...arghhhh *pulls hair*

stupid session with insensitive pakcik ends..moves on to next counter~~

the girl was emotionally & physically insulted
i m telling u it's the cause why girls are having eating disorders not that i have one..though i do think about it from time to time...in fact i m having benjo as a my supper..damn
now the poor girl believes she's super FAT!!
should she believe her friends anymore....
friends are after all friends...
they are supposed to be NICE to you..huhu

i m thinking i should go on a diet too~~

afterall i have 2 dugongs as thighs & of course other unnecessary appendages~~

damn you stomach always being hungry and making me eat!!!
damn u benjo i m eating right now

i will go on a diet....................someday
focus focus
i know i can do this!!
yes i can....................
someday~~